A bear walks into a bar
A bear walks into a bar and orders a bear.
The bartender brushes off the bear, saying, ‘We don’t serve beer to bears in this bar. Leave!'
The bear looks angry but leaves the bar with barely a backwards glance.
5 minutes go by and the bear comes back into the bar, wearing a bowler.
Again the bear orders a beer.
Once again, the bartender refuses, 'We don’t serve beer to bears in this bar. Beat it, buddy'
Now the bear looks furious, but leaves the bar bitterly.
15 minutes later, the bear returns to the bar, now wearing the bowler and a blazer.
Again the bear barks for a beer, again the bartender denies the bear the beseeched beverage.
Enraged, the bear attacks a nearby waitress, rends her limb-from-limb and proceeds to consume the body!
The bartender grabs a broom and berates the bear, ‘Get out! We do not serve beer to bears in this bar! And drugs are strictly forbidden!'
The bear looks bewildered, 'Drugs?’
‘I saw that bar bitch you ate!